Nemesis Wanted
BG seeking GG for Nemesis-ian relationship. Must have respectable skills and abilities. Genetic mutations need not apply. Mystical powers preferred.
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Seeking Evil Compatriot
The Villainous V seeks fifth member to make name appropriate again. Must be able to read Roman Numerals and create inventive alliterative speeches involving Vs
Minion sitter wanted
Looking for minion sitter to watch minions while I’m out conquering the world and/or imprisoned when said conquering fails. Contact Jerry for details and a test run.
BG Seeking Villainess
Handsome well dressed villain with excellent hair seeks female villain for fun and shared heists. Candidates with more than one nemesis need not apply (looking for fun, not baggage)
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End of the World Party
Come celebrate the end of the world party in Dr. Dimwit’s dungeon of doom. Please bring a dessert item and your most impressionable minions. Weapons, lock picks, and anything that might free you from a hypothetical dungeon cell are not allowed. We’ll have all the casserole you can eat in a dungeon.
BG seeking Senior Henchman/Henchwoman
Mr. Despicable seeks top lieutenant for carrying out evil schemes and torturing his nemesis. You’ll have a hundred minions at your command, plus World Domination insurance and a state of the art dental plan. Apply now!
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