- Learn to love cat pictures or die a lonely death.
- There are no email lotteries.
- Hot, nude “girls” only want you credit card number and/or your identity, not you.
- If someone needs your help getting money into the country, it’s probably not legitimate.
- Just because it got a million views on YouTube doesn’t make it any less inane.
- Reply All is not the same as Reply. My bad, Boss.
- There’s no one weird trick for anything.
- For your own health, safety, and soundness of mind, never read the comments.
- Click carefully. One wrong move and you could find your innocent search for “puppy pictures” taking you down a nefarious road.
- On an email chain where everyone replies all to be removed from the list and then people reply all telling the first reply-ers that they are idiots for replying all then another person replies all and tells everyone to stop replying all, no one wins.
- Trolls gotta troll.
- First rule of the Internet: Judge first, research later.
- First rule of Facebook: Make your life seem better than it is so your friends will be jealous and you won’t cry so much.
- Any post/article with a number in the title is probably not worth your time.
- Business names missing vowels are “cool” and “hip” and possibly made by illiterate entrepreneurs.
- The Internet is a microcosm of humanity, including its strengths, its weaknesses, and the sum total of all its cat pictures.
Experiment #94
