Once Shriggum, Shraggum, and Shrooth
Had lost every bit of their youth
They fought and caroused
Like jolly old pals
Till Shriggum had lost every tooth

Shriggum, Shraggum, and Shrooth
All named their daughters Ruth
Each gave her a away
On her wedding day
And wept for his wasted youth

Shriggum, Shraggum, and Shrooth
Each lost his favorite tooth
They cried and they wailed
They stormed and they hailed
Now they’re suing the fairy. It’s truth.

Shriggum, Shraggum, and Shrooth
Hired a fancy sleuth
To search and find
A forward behind
But they never found the truth

If Shriggum, Shraggum, and Shroof
Went off to play with Van Loof
Could the magistrates say
What’d happened that day
When Shriggum ‘n’ Shraggum went poof?