Sarah Wright allowed her meeting to go over its scheduled time by seventeen minutes and thirty-seven seconds.

Clarence Phelps ate the last donut in the kitchen AND left the box on the counter.

Leonard Hopkins plays music at his desk ten decibels above acceptable limits.

Samuel Gilchrist leaves his lunch in the group fridge until it smells.

Jennifer Johnson does not provide IT support, despite it being directly spelled out in her job description.

Christina Sellers does not pick up her print jobs from the printer.

George Smith takes food from the fridge that does not belong to him.

Jeffrey Clemons guffaws regularly, leading to the distraction of other workers. It is not yet known what he is laughing at, but cat pictures and social media are suspected.

Freida Newsome spends half her day on Facebook and the other half on Twitter with Pinterest in between. Her job description does NOT include social media nor can it be derived from the less specific portions of that description.

Carry Hammons will discuss no other topic than her twelve cats.

Steve Jenkins plays fantasy football 92.78% of the time.

James Pearson cannot accept criticism and fires employees for bringing serious concerns to his attention.

This notice has been published to shame the guilty, and show them how sad and petty their lives are.