Mr. Whiskers wore a magic hat Poof!
Mr. Whiskers became a cat Poof!
Mr. Whiskers became a bat Poof!
Mr. Whiskers became a rat Poof!
Mr. Whiskers became a gnat Poof!
Mrs. Whiskers swung her mat
Mr. Whiskers went ker-splat
What do you think of that?

Muddled old mr. MacStew
Took quite a nice trip to the zoo
He yammered about
Like a crazy old lout
Shrieking, “The Battle of Waterloo!”

George the mightiest man
Picked a fight with handsome Dan
They kicked and they punched
Till George was all bunched
On the inner side of a can

Clint and Knucklehead Stu
Walked all night to Saloo
A house that they found
was six hundred feet round
And made of popsicle glue