Dinner didn’t agree with him… about being eaten
The Kraken fried the chefs like calamari. Comeuppance.
“Who do you think you are?”
The goat surrendered herself, ending the Cheese War
Hacker tried to steal own identity, but failed.
“Well, the same to you, Captain Obvious”
“Whaddja name your puppy?” Simon asked.
Little by little the cancer ate her away.
“That’s ok, Alien Overlord. No one liked Florida.”
“I got this,” Dad said before the disaster.
“You sure this is safe?”
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