The results thus far are really promising. 

This could cure cancer. 

This study will get published for sure. 

It’s totally safe.

It’s ready for human trials. 

Look how happy those lab rats are. 

Your eyebrows will grow back. 

And so should most of your hair. 

That’s an expected side effect. 

I knew this would happen. 

Hair normally grows there. 

That’s not a side effect; it’s a bonus. 

This has never happened before

Everybody gets a panic attack every once in a while. 

Some people want orange skin

Rash? What rash?

The lab rats never had those symptoms

Numbness means it’s working

It’s reversible. 

No one will notice.

You’ll be okay. 

She’ll still love you.