My Name is Jimmy Jymer
I’m a rippin’ rappin’ rhymer
Some say I’m the best.
They obviously haven’t listened to me try to rhyme stuff.

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My name is Jimmy Jymer
If you take away
The capital “J”
And in this case
Put “Rh” in its place
You’ve got yourself a Rhimmy

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My name is Jimmy Jymer
It’s pronounced like Rhymer
Cuz I’m an up and climber
I can stop on a dime-r
I go “ding” like a timer
Some say I should be a mimer
And stop mutilating the poetic form