Name tags pulled from thirty-seven events in the United States during a one year period and listed chronologically.

Robert Schwartz

John Doe

Your name

Hey You

Sparky

Principal Underachiever

Yo Momma

#ForAGoodTimeCall

YouTube Star

Captain Fantastic

Robertous Cornelious Schwartznicov

King Robert of the Mohicans

The Bob

Bob the Great

Bobbo

Bobbarooski

Bobbarino

Bobapalooza

Bob #1

Bob #762

The Great Bobbino

Bobbalobba ding dong

Bob (It’s pronounced “Larry”)

Colonel Robert Mustard (with a knife in the kitchen)

Bobby (the wonder boy)

The Real Slim Shady

Captain Adventure

Sieman Ymolleh

#HeWhoSaidThatThingOnTwitter

The artist formerly known as Bob

The artist formerly known as your Mom

Michael Bolton (no, really)

C-list Celebrity

D-list Celebrity

Black-listed Celebrity

Hear for the food

Kick Me

Robert Schwartz