Name tags pulled from thirty-seven events in the United States during a one year period and listed chronologically.
Robert Schwartz
John Doe
Your name
Hey You
Sparky
Principal Underachiever
Yo Momma
#ForAGoodTimeCall
YouTube Star
Captain Fantastic
Robertous Cornelious Schwartznicov
King Robert of the Mohicans
The Bob
Bob the Great
Bobbo
Bobbarooski
Bobbarino
Bobapalooza
Bob #1
Bob #762
The Great Bobbino
Bobbalobba ding dong
Bob (It’s pronounced “Larry”)
Colonel Robert Mustard (with a knife in the kitchen)
Bobby (the wonder boy)
The Real Slim Shady
Captain Adventure
Sieman Ymolleh
#HeWhoSaidThatThingOnTwitter
The artist formerly known as Bob
The artist formerly known as your Mom
Michael Bolton (no, really)
C-list Celebrity
D-list Celebrity
Black-listed Celebrity
Hear for the food
Kick Me
Robert Schwartz