She’s no alien! *brain suck* Oh. My bad.
He’s no alien! *brain suck* this is hard.
Look an alien! *military ambush* Oops! Wrong guy.
“Marry Me!”
“I love Michael.”
“He’s imaginary!”
“So?”
Wanted a ring. Got my own dark lord.
On a distant planet, he asked for directions.
Emperor Zarf ate his bride. Warlord family unhappy.
Tried to dissect alien. He(?) called invasion force.
Wanted socks. Purchased aliens. They didn’t fit. Embarrassing!
Alien abduction. Not fun. Alien probe. Less fun.
Pushed big red button. Galaxy exploded. #sorry #mybad.
Travelers unhappy with mixup: teleporter technician loses job.
Ate Calamari. Actually Atlantean Princess. Atlanteans nuked DC.
Flew to moon and back. Got a t-shirt.
