Spitzfu: a martial made up of completely original poses NOT taken from Karate Kid plus spitting.
The rumor in high school about Jackie kissing Sam which caused Jackie’s boyfriend Rich to break up with her. Jackie did not date me afterwards.
The job where I was Director of Logistical Awesomeness at a startup that didn’t exist.
The land of Pluma where the flowers all bloom into ferocious cats and the nights are filled with screaming.
My girlfriend Sarah.
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