Dogs
Chickens
People who claim to know more than they do
Dawgs
Loneliness
Germs
Crowded places
Squirrels
Mondays
Stories of your mother’s first date
Toenail clippings
Venereal diseases
Garage built weaponry
Lawyers
Bicycle shorts and/or Daisy Dukes
Ramen noodles
Anything as seen on TV
Unfaithfulness
Girls who use your tooth brush
Jennifer Fitzpatrick and her promises
