Experiment #138

Beware of

Dogs

Chickens

People who claim to know more than they do

Dawgs

Loneliness

Germs

Crowded places

Squirrels

Mondays

Stories of your mother’s first date

Toenail clippings

Venereal diseases

Garage built weaponry

Lawyers

Bicycle shorts and/or Daisy Dukes

Ramen noodles

Anything as seen on TV

Unfaithfulness

Girls who use your tooth brush

Jennifer Fitzpatrick and her promises

Peer Review the Experiment

Tell the author how he did and how he could do better.
Be Honest. Be Specific. Be Constructive.