The warlord sniffed and leered at Tasha, “Pepperoni?”

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“‘Supercalafragalisticexpialadotious’ doesn’t describe the FAA’s feelings toward you.”

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“Your alter ego’s narcissistic.”

“That’s my regular ego”

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The superhero ducked behind the dumpster and wept.

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“Trees are alive!”

“You make everything sound creepy.”

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Little Bunny Fufu was sued over “bopping incident.”

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Burglar called 911 after the guard pig attacked.

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Teenager, reflecting on failed life, writes memoir tweet.

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Distant planet declares war over 1970’s hair styles.

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The man remained calm despite the clown’s return.

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The monster leapt from the closet and… danced.

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The starship flew
across the room
and shattered

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“Mac-N-Cheese, Yo.” How my daughter’s boyfriend introduced himself.