“Mars, stay away from Earth. She’s people infested.”

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Bright lights, big city. Dim lights, not pretty.

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The Gormax smiled and finished chewing the coatrack.

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There were too many kooks in the kitchen

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The cleaners thanked him for their job security

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Her fashion sense put the “war” in “wardrobe”

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“Alabaster! Patagonian! Chrysanthemum!”

“Mom! No swearing in gibberish.”

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“Weirdo.” My baby daughter’s first word… for me.

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Starship crashes into comet. Pilot found texting girlfriend.

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Sentient donuts claim human ambassador murdered royal court.

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“Who do you think you are?”

“Mr. Bigstuff.”

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The bedraggled zombie shuffled forward, “Braaains for poor?”

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Even with time travel, he still wasn’t punctual.

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“Come back!” Earth called as Haley flew by.

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What to do? The mimes were boxed in.

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“Pig!”
“Oink!”
“Perhaps I should’ve considered other insults.”

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The horse won the race without the whip.

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Welcome, robot overlord. Your dry-cleaning awaits your inspection.

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City cop. Country girl. Love affair. Miranda rights.

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Finally, deep in Timbuktu, he asked for directions.