Ok, I read that last email you wrote her and Wooh, boy! I’ll have no chance with her laptop if you don’t up your game. Here: You write one of those piles of cat crap you call a love note and I’ll “autocorrect” it so it doesn’t suck.
*Your hair is like shaved butternut squash*
You trying to make this hard?
How about: “I love you.”
*You are the Jules to my Verne*
“I love you.”
*Your eyes are like shoe … Read More