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Before leaving for a jaunt through the Middle Ages or a stroll across the Moon Colony, be sure to double check these safety items.
Inspect the time machine/chronometer. Look for any worn metal, excessive dirt, or aged joints. It may have stranded someone in the past and caught up the old-fashioned way.
Check the fuel levels. If you get stuck in the Triassic, there won’t be a fuel source for the next 250 million years.
Dress appropriately. While retro is in … Read More
Jennifer stepped forward and flung her arms wide. The ball-like Pitheons had never seen such a gesture and cowered behind their makeshift walls. Jennifer took the opportunity to grab the Gresnon gem from its setting in the center of the cave room and run. The Pitheons collectively realized their mistake and sent out their psionic tendrils to restrain her. But the Gresnon gem had been revered by them for a reason. It dispersed any psionic … Read More
“Rolland! Stop!” Mama shouted, but, whether he heard the order or not, he didn’a listen. Rolland was a runaway train, listening to no one and nothing. Mama ran after him, even while the posse continued shooting.
She got behind him and jumped on his back. Pulling at the tubes and bolts with her hands. Rolland paid her no mind, as if she were a gnat buzzin’ round his ears.
“Lizzie,” she yelled, still clinging to Rolland’s back. … Read More
“We knows what you made it for.” Auggy Winkle called out. He sat on a horse at the sheriff’s right hand. “You coulda just come to me.” The scruff and hooligans that made up the rest of the posse thought that rather funny.
“I doubt your wife would have let you,” Mama said.
The scruff and hooligans liked that even more’n Auggy’s comment.
Mama turned to the Sheriff. “Herb, what’ve I done?”
“You ought to know. That there, what … Read More
When I drove the cart up next to the barn, Mama came out of her shop.
“Whacha doin’, Lizzie?” she asked. A piece of lace stuck out from under her shirt in a way I wasn’t used to seeing. She had a grin I’d only seen on the Cooper girls’ faces when they were talkin’ ‘bout a boy.
“Where’s Rolland?” Mama asked.
Then her eyes drifted over to the wagon. She let out a scream that startled the … Read More
At our house, Rolland would lift us out and escort us inside. Never came in the house though. Once we were indoors he’d take up his post out on the front porch. He’d sit there rattling like a teakettle on boil till Mama got home or finished up in her workshop in the barn. After that he’d set hisself up in the barn while the rest of us ate whatever Jessie cooked up. She was … Read More
After Papa died, Mama built a bronze steambot to take us to school. She said it wasn’t safe for four girls to walk there by themselves. So the steambot would set us all in the back of the wagon and trot off with it like a horse.
Our one room schoolhouse was filled to the brim with name callers, brats, braggarts, and hooligans. So’s you can guess what happened the first day he took us to … Read More
“You?” Samuel asked.
“Ever since that day in the clock shop, I’ve been haunted by you. Haunted by your foolish desire to fix what can never be fixed.”
“That was hours ago-”
He laughed. “For me it was nearly half a century. Fifty years of regret that I didn’t pull the trigger in time.”
“I could have ended this pain right then. I could have prevented this whole time shifting phenomenon. Paradox plain and simple. But the universe … Read More
After a long time, Samuel’s world turned brown and then slowly regained individual colors.
“Okay. There you go,” a female voice said as she eased him into a chair.
Samuel turned his head and puked. Unfortunately the owner of the voice had been standing there. Samuel looked up from his retching, spittle and bile still clutching to his mouth. She was the most beautiful woman Samuel had ever seen, and Samuel had just vomited on her shoes.
She … Read More
Samuel had only opened his timekeeping shop three weeks ago, but he was nearly certain customers came in the front door. Yet, there the old man stood behind him at the counter.
The old man seemed familiar to Samuel, like an estranged uncle who resembles your mother. The man wore an old brown coat that fell to his knees.
“May I, umm, help you?” Samuel, ever the good shopkeeper, asked.
“Excellent, excellent.” The man said, ignoring him. “It’s … Read More
Dinner didn’t agree with him… about being eaten
The Kraken fried the chefs like calamari. Comeuppance.
“Who do you think you are?”
The goat surrendered herself, ending the Cheese War
Hacker tried to steal own identity, but failed.
“Well, the same to you, Captain Obvious”
“Whaddja name your puppy?” Simon asked.
Little by little the cancer ate her away.
“That’s ok, Alien Overlord. No one liked Florida.”
“I got this,” Dad said before the disaster.
“You sure this is safe?”
Gadzooks bent and … Read More
James leaned in close to hold his wife Jillian’s hand as she lay on her deathbed.
“I must tell you…” she said.
“Oh, no save your strength,” he said.
But she insisted. “I must tell you, I am not your wife.”
“Darling, hush, you don’t know what you’re saying”
“No, James. You must hear this. I know full well what I’m saying.”
“Words aren’t necessary, I know what you’re going to say. Save your strength.”
“No, I really don’t think you … Read More
Samuel placed himself between Horatio and the erratic lightning of the time gate. “Stop, please,” he said. “All we want is to preserve the timeline. We just want you to live in peace.”
“Who’s to say your version of the timeline is the one to be preserved?”
“Because people are allowed to make their own choices. They aren’t forced into serving a tyrant or given as sheep to be slaughtered.”
“People are sheep, and I will be their … Read More
“Mostly that you’d leave me in peace, leave me to my own devices. But as I know that won’t happen, I’ll have to settle for torturing you.”
“Go ahead and try,” Melinda said.
“You remember your fiancé?” He smiled in the way a lion plays with a mouse. “He never showed up when you thought he would. ‘Till death do us part’ be hanged, he didn’t show. Except that death thing was kinda accurate.”
“Gosh, will you get … Read More