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“Here. Here’s some body wash.”
“You implying something?”
“Why’s it half gone?”
“It gave me hives.”
“So naturally you gave it to me.”
“It’s free body wash, what do you want?”
“That’s his spy name?”
“Better than Xylophone.”
“What’s wrong with ‘xylophone’? It’s cool. ‘Hey there gorgeous, I’m Xylophone.’ See? Cool. ‘Hey there gorgeous, I’m Filibuster.’ See? Stupid.”
“Bad pickup lines aren’t a ‘cool’ test”
“You’re gonna die on your first mission.”
“At least I die cool.”
“Hello. My name is Will and I’ll … Read More
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Cutest Kittens ever!
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Cuteness cannot be contained!
Extremely cute kitten with black and white spots, enjoys crumpets with his tea and playing dress up. Answers to the name Princess Lubbel Pants. Call Sarah’s Mom at 453-2268
All Your Sitting Needs!
Fun and witty college senior looking to care for children, pets, plants, and/or houses. All your sitting needs in one place. Call Jenna at 583-4421. She’s standing by … Read More
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Jeff tried to roll down the window of the unrestored 1984 Toyota Cressida. He searched for the automatic switch, but they built this car before any of those fancy options were commonplace. He found a handle that looked promising. After two cranks the handle came off in his hand, and try as he might, he could not get it back on. He took a deep breath and turned his attention through the window crack to … Read More